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Nothing is better for the inside of a man, than the outside of a horse. -Winston Churchill


How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

*  Border Collie - Just one, and then he'll replace any wiring that's not up up to code!!!

   *  Golden Retriever - The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

   *  Rottweiler - Make me!!!

   *  Boxer - Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

   *  Lab - Oh, me me!!!!  Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! can I?  can I?  can I?

   *  German Shepherd - I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and done a perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

   *  Jack Russell Terrier - I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture!!!

   *  Old English Sheep Dog - Light bulb?  I'm sorry, I don't see any light bulb.

   *  Cocker Spaniel - Why change it?  I can still pee on the carpet in the dark!

   *  Australian Shepherd - OK, but first, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle!!

   *  And the Cat - Dogs do not change light bulbs.  People change light bulbs.  So the real question is: how long will it be before I can expect some light, my dinner, and a massage???


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